Death Piggy - Something In A / The Day After The Music Died

Something...
Something...
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"Something In A" (Yeah)
Two
One, two, three, four

Now the D, D
A
D, A, D, A, D, A
A
A
D
A, I'm really gonna fuck him up in a minute
E
A, A, A, A
You walk into a bar and you see a chair
The people who are sitting in it aren't there
They don't even have any hair
What else rhymes with hair, say
"Chair", "there", "hair"

I ask myself
"What kinda bar is this?"
People in chairs with no hair!
In their underwear!

Singing bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys werе drinkin' whiskey 'n rye
Singin', "This'll be thе day that I die"
"This'll be the day that I die."

Did you write the book of love
Do you have faith in God above, cause
Everybody tells me so
Do you believe in (rock 'n roll)
Can music save your mortal soul, and
Will you dance with me maybe real slow?
When was the last time you slow-danced with anyone?
Well, I know that you're in love with him, because I
Saw you dance-ahhhhh
Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me!

Buncha drunks! Uh, fuck em, man
Just fuck em, they're just a buncha drunks!
Nothing but a buncha drunks
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(Let us pray, [?], Mary, Mary!)