Dismemberment Plan - Ok Joke's Over

So tell me the truth now before I get mad:
was I the best lover you ever had?
And give me it straight,
doesn't it keep you up at night?
You tell me how you think you finally found love
It's lovely to hear how you've finally found love
Wear something sexy and meet me at midnight
(scream that sounds like "nooow")

Well you couldn't have asked for a funnier scene.
And as for his temper, well I see what you mean,
but give him a week and I swear he'll just forget.
And I thank the lord that I'm me and not him,
cause I may be stupid but at least I'm not dim
and when he walked in, oh I felt no regret
(scream that sounds like "nooow")

So tell me the truth now before I? get mad:
was I the best lover you ever had
And give me it straight,
doesn't it keep you up at night?
If you're such a victim then go call the cops,
but you certainly looked good when you were on top.
If i get the blame then i get the credit too, a-too, a-TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!