Don McLean - The Meanest Girl

You're the meanest girl
That I ever knew
Did you know it
Well you are
You're the meanest girl
That I ever knew
By far

You're an empty vessel, you're a loaded gun
You're a Nazi general, you ain't too much fun
'Cause you are really stupid
And you're ugly too
Your face is full of worry lines
From all the mean you do

'Cause you're the meanest girl
That I ever knew
Did you know it
Well you are
Yeah you're the meanest girl
That I ever knew by far

You're a total stranger
You're wasting time on me
You should spend some money
And buy a personality

'Cause you're always using people
And you think they won't catch on
You should wear that COVID mask
When the germ is gone

'Cause you're the meanest girl
That I ever knew
Did you know it
Well you are
You're the meanest girl
That I ever knew by far

You're a hateful fireman
Your situation's dire
Your Lucifer's companion
And you're a funeral pyre
You're a [?] midnight
You're the living end
You have been deleted
Now I am pressing send

'Cause you're the meanest girl
That I ever knew
Did you know it
Well you are
You're the meanest girl
That I ever knew by far

You have no compassion
No more happy bells
It's your hatred that defines you
Your self pity smells
You had a shining moment
You had all the bests
Now you're an embarrassment
You're really just a pest

'Cause you're the meanest girl
That I ever knew
Did you know it
Well you are
You're the meanest girl
That I ever knew by far
You're the meanest one I knew
By far