Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . again. Hi! . . . It's me
again, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe says Lucille has messed his
mind up, but, was it the girl or was it the music? As you can see . . .
girls, music, disease, heartbreak . . . they all go together . . .
Joe found out the hard way, but his troubles were just beginning . . .
his mind was so messed up . . . he could hardly do nothin' . . . He
was in a quandry . . . being devoured by the swirling cesspool of his
own steaming desires . . . the guy was a wreck . . . so . . . what
does he do? For once, he does something SMART . . . he goes out . . .
and pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover . . . at the First Church of
Appliantology!