Hank Green - Nerdfighteria Island

I wake up in my racecar bed
tame the puff that's on my head
my feet are cold as they hit the floor
I don't think I'm home anymore

John shouts, "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya,
but I think we woke up in Nerdfighteria.
Settle down now, clear the area,
Then look out the window."

Cause I don't know what it is that I can see
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D

there is no place I'd rather be
than living with my nerdy friends
making videos happily
on nerdfighteria island

Dressing up like I did in highschool,
Taking sexy photographs,
Talking of women who like men
And giraffes who like giraffes

Let's go down to nerdfighteria city
Where the roads are paved with Peepsô
and everyone is witty
and there are no perverted creeps

Cause I don't know what it is that I can see
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D

there's nothing that I'd rather eat
than foods that perfectly blend
god i love smoothies made of meat
on nerdfighteria island

There's certain rules you should obey,
Like don't ever FTBA,
And now I come to think of it,
Let's take the worldsuck down a bit

We don't care one iota
About Winner, South Dakota,
Now we've got our awesome island,
With awesome seas and awesome awesome

And I don't know what it is that I can see
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D

there is no place I'd rather be
than living with my nerdy friends
making videos happily
on nerdfighteria island