JT Machinima - Star Wars Rap-Battlefront

Didn´t see that comin´, huh? Alright, let´s blow this thing and go home! Woo Hoo!!

JT Machinima:
Grab your blasters, pack your things, to the Battlefront, it´s happening!
Hoth, Endor, Tatooine, Back on the front line and I'm glad to be
It's Star Wars, beautiful Star Wars, beautiful Star Wars
Love it so much

Rebels:
Don´t mess with the rebel alliance
I´m all up in your face, don´t you get up in mine, bitch
I´m the next best thing since the X-Wing
Call me J.J, cuz I´m directing
Every single attack
On your pathetic empire
Making Vader look bad
He might get fired!
Every soldier you have sent will die!

Yoda:
Do or do not, there is no try!

Vader:
Hmm... force is strong with this one...

Grand Moff Tarkin:
Lord Vader, you may fire when ready!


Vader:
Yo! You can not hide from the dark side
I´ll freeze your asses in Carbonite
I don´t got the time for you rebel scum
Stormtroopers, show ´em how it´s done!

Empire:
Nobody´s flyer than the empire
Comin´ down on you like a TIE Fighter
You´re gonna hate me, hate me
When I stomp on you with my AT-AT
Yo Boba!

Boba:
What?

Empire:
No homo, but I think you´re handsome

Boba:
Huh?

Empire:
Cause I´m your clone bro!
Lookin´ so dope, take a photo
I can Lay ya, no Solo!


Luke:
The name´s Skywalker, this may sound corny
But I´m a Jedi like my father was before me
And I can promise that I won´t be the last of 'em
After I take out all the trash on this Battlefront!

Emperor:
So be it Jedi, your fate has been sealed
All your friends will die too, they won´t even get past our shields
When they learn this battle station is quite operational
And if you work for me, remember death is occupational!

Han:
Hey Chewie, get us outta here, time to make the jump to

Light speed, it´s game on!
Let´s see you do that with the Slave I
I hold the record in the Kessel Run
If you know the odds, never tell me them!
Next stop, Death Star
Construction won´t get far
Ask Obi-Wan or Skywalker
The name is Han, and I shot first!

Vader:
You brought your fleet? I´ll send you back
Like Ackbar said; "IT´S A TRAP!!!"
I´ll wipe you out like Bantha Fodder
Tell me now Luke, who´s your father?


Luke:
Sorry dad, but I don´t think you´re bad
You got no friends and you´re just sad!

Vader:
I will do my master's bidding

Luke:
That´s one wrinkly ass you´re kissing
When you die no one´s gonna miss ya!

Vader:
Well at least I don´t kiss my own sistah!
Obi-Wan has taught you well
Tell him I said hi!

Luke:
Tell him yourself!

Rebels:
Try to follow me, on my speeder dodging trees
Ewoks got your chicken walkers falling on their knees

Boba:
Just a minor setback, check this, jetpack!
Puttin' bounties on your head
Call up Boba Fett; STAT!

Rebels:
Rebel snowspeeders go
Get intel from 3PO
Got your Storm Troopers screaming
¨Help me, you´re my only hope!¨

Vader:
Reinforcements, send them in!

Rebels:
Lock and load, let them rip!

Vader:
Rebels, you will never win!

Luke:
Lightsabers, get them lit!

Vader:
Father-Son, Jedi-Sith

Luke:
The Force is calling

Everyone:
Let it in!