Kate Parkin - The Harry Song (Harry Potter Parody)

Today I just feel like reading everything (whistle a remix of Hedwig's theme)
I just wanna read in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave an owl post at home
'Cause today I swear I'm just reading everything

I'm gonna pick my books up, like a true potter fan
Time to get out my wand, leave it on my nightstand
No Dursley's gon tell me I can't

I'll start reading about crouch
my wizard robe is my Snuggie
A school of wizardry to teach me not to be muggle-y
at Hogwarts castle I'm Dumbledore's man

Oh yes, I read it, I read it
I read it 'cause I'm a fan

Today I just feel like reading everything
Even though I've already read
I'll start to read sorcerers stone
and I won't stop til Harrys grown
'Cause today I swear I'm just reading everything
I'm reading it all

The Hallows I'll start up, when I finish Phoenix
And the half blood prince, it's some really nice text
And Snivellus screams out
My names Snape!
(Oh Merlin's beard, my names Snape!)

Yeah, Horcruxes are found
And he'll fight the ministry
I bet his old man was so proud of Harry
but sorry, pops, you died it was fate

Oh yes, I read I read it
I read it cause I'm a fan

Today I just feel like reading everything
I just wanna read til Tom's dead
Harry had just found the stone
So at the close, he's not alone
And that day he had dared to risk everything

You-Know-Who has no hair
And his souls are hid everywhere
Marvolo o o o o

Harry will not take his NEWTS
But he'll make Voldemort lose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I just feel like reading everything
I just wanna read in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave an ow post at home
'Cause today I swear I'm just reading everything

Reading it all
Reading it all
Reading it all