Kistru - Kuchnia Snafa

Welcome in my kitchen
Here I have the highest quality
Bananas and sausages, even
Pies and buns

You must believe me
Other places are nightmares
I like when you say
"Show me what you've got in the store"

Mmmmh, some roasted meat
My gut burns from within
Mmmmh, some fiery stew
It's taste my fucking mind blew
Mmmmh tasty sauerkraut
I can feel it's taste in my mouth
Mmmmh, fine beetle stew
I can eat it without stopping (2x)

In all of Khorinis
My dishes are the best
Once you've tried it- you can't stop
Got kielbasa that's better
Than the Monastery's vile sausage
My wine is stronger than
That at Orlan's Inn
Even Lord hagen himself likes it
Every digger from the swamps
comes here too

You must believe me
Other places are nightmares
I like when you say
"Show me what you've got in the store"

Mmmmh, some roasted meat
My gut burns from within
Mmmmh, some fiery stew
It's taste my fucking mind blew
Mmmmh tasty sauerkraut
I can feel it's taste in my mouth
Mmmmh, fine beetle stew
I can eat it without stopping (2x)

So, how's it gonna be?
-Hmmm, well, to be honest it does look delicious
Where have you learned all of that?
-I used to be the cook at the Old Camp.
Have you forgotten already?

Show me what you've got in the store...

Mmmmh, dumplings filled with a snake meat
When I eat them I relax
Mmmmh, a wolf's meat sandwich
I have a few in my pocket
Mmmmh, meatloaf from goblin
My mouth's already waterin'
Mmmmh, lizard's compote
Makes me wanna fly among clouds

-Mind tellin me if that thing in your soup
is a face or an ass?
-Whaaa?
-UAHEAHAHAHA