LittleKuriboh - Leather pants

[ Marik Speaks ]
" Bakura, I know how we are going to defeat the pharaoh, once and for all ! "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" Let me guess. We are going to challenge him to a children's card game "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" No ! We are going to steal from him the source of his power and then we will use it against him ! "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" His Millennium Puzzle ? "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" Foolish fool ! The puzzle is not the source of his power. His power comes from - his leather pants. "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" Seriously ? "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" Yes ! Come, Bakura ! Let us obtain his leather pants ! "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" I guess I had nothing better to do today. "

[ Marik Sings ]
Oh-wow-wow-how-how-how-how-how-how-how
Let's take his leather pa-ants
Oh-wow-wow-how-how-how-how-how-how-how
Let's take his leather pa-ants

Ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha
Mwa-ha
Ha-ha-ha
La-lah
La-lah-lah
We want his leather pants

Gah-gah
Rah-rah-rah
Nah-nah
Flah-flah-flah
La-la
Cha-cha-cha
Take off his leather pants

I'm getting ready, my legs have been waxed
'Cause when we get them I am wearing your slacks right on my tuuuush

Tush, tush, tush
Right on my tush
Tush, tush, tush
Right on my tush

Hey !

We want your trousers, your breeches, your chaps
No, you can't get these pants from shopping at GAP
Their service suuucks

Sucks, sucks, sucks,
It really suuucks
Sucks, sucks, sucks,
It really suuucks

[ Bakura Speaks ]
You know that we want them.
And you know that we need them
We want the pants, your leather pants

[ Marik Sings ]
Me and Bakura we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oh-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Me and Bakura we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oh-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Let's take his leather pa-ants
Oh-wow-wow-how-how-how-how-how-how-how
Give us the 'effing pa-ants

Blah-blah
Blah-blah-blah
Dah-dah
Pah-pah-pah
Yah-yah
Mamma Mia
We want those leather pants

We don't want vinyl or chinos or briefs
I am a criminal and he is a thief
Plus we're both hoooot
Hot, hot, hot
We are quite sexy

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" Marik, that doesn't rhyme "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" SHUT UP ! I AM LADY GAGA ! "

I have watched Psycho and I liked Vertigo
The Birds was okay
Ooh, I love Rear Window
By Alfred Hitchcock

Cock, cock, cock
We love Hitchcock
Cock, cock, cock
We love Hitchcock

[ Alfred Hitchcock Speaks ]
" Good evening "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
You know that we want them.
And you know that we need them
We want the pants, your leather pants

[ Marik Sings ]
Me and Bakura we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oh-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Me and Bakura we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oh-wow-wow-how-how-how-how-how-how-how
We want those leather pa-ants
Oh-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Let's steal his leather pa-ants

Tah-tah
Mah-mah-mah
Bah-bah
Wah-wah-wah
Zah-zah
Vah-vah-vah
Take off his leather pants

Gah-gah
Rah-rah-rah
Nah-nah
Flah-flah-flah
La-la
Cha-cha-cha

[ Marik Speaks ]
" I like these silly noises "

[ Marik and Bakura Sing ]
Wear, wear, leather baby, work it, move your tush, it's sexy
Wear, wear, leather baby, work it, move your tush, it's sexy
Wear, wear, leather baby, work it, move your tush, it's sexy
Wear, wear, leather baby, work it

[ Marik Speaks ]
" I'm an evil bitch, baby "

[ Marik Sings ]
We want your pants and we want our revenge
We want your pants AND WE'RE REALLY JUST FRIENDS !
Je voudrais sons pantalons cuir sons pantalons
WHY AM I SPEAKING FREEEEENCH ?!
WHY AM I SPEAKING FREEEEENCH ?!
I DON'T WANNA BE FREEEEENCH !
WE WANT YOUR LEATHER PANTS !

AND TAKE OFF YOUR FRIGGIN' PANTS !

Me and Bakura we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oh-wow-wow-how-how-how-how-how-how-how
Me and Bakura we will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oh-wow-wow-how-how-how-how-how-how-how
We want the freaking pants
Let's get his leather pants
Let's take his leather pants
Oh-wow-wow-how-how-how-how-how-how-how
Take off those friggin' pants
Remove his 'effing pa-ants
Let's take his leather pants

Ha-ha
Hah-ha-ha
Mwah-ha
Ha-ha-ha
Gah-ha
Ha-ha-ha
We've got the leather pants

[ Marik Speaks ]
" At last ! The source of the pharaoh's power, his leather pants, they belong to me ! "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" You mean us ? "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" Don't be difficult Fluffy. Only one of us can wear the pants. "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" O.K., Marik. Though I have to say, I had no idea you were this keen to get into the pharaoh's pants ! "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" You know what ? On second thought you put them on. "

[ The Pharaoh Speaks ]
" What in the name of Ra is going on ?! Why did you remove my trousers ?! "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" It's over Pharaoh ! Now we are the ones wearing the pants on this show ! "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" Yes ! Behold ! Now the true source of your power is clamped tightly around my buttocks ! "

[ The Pharaoh Speaks ]
" What ? Don't be absurd ! My leather pants aren't the source of my power ! "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" Wait ! What ? They're not ?! But it was so friggin' obvious ! "

[ The Pharaoh Speaks ]
" No, no, no ! I'm afraid my power comes from my leather shoes ! "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" No ! This cannot be ! There aren't even any Lady Gaga songs that rhyme with shoes ! Curse you, Pharaoh ! "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" I really do like the pants. "

[ Marik Speaks ]
" Yes. They do look good on you. "

[ Pharaoh Speaks ]
" Can I have those back now ? "

[ Bakura Speaks ]
" No. "

[ The Pharaoh - Sings this during the ending credits ]
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No, you can't beat my leather shoes
I have got some leather shoes.

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No, you can't beat my leather shoes
I have got some leather shoes.

L-L-Leather shoes
L-L-Leather shoes
I've got some shoes

L-L-Leather shoes
L-L-Leather shoes
I've got some shoes