Lucy Spraggan - Beer Fear

Last night I told ya I loved ya
Woke up, blamed it on the vodka
I genuinely thought I was dying
And I could see that smile you were hiding

Last night I told you I need ya
That's the last time I drink tequila
Super Lemon and his sidekick Salt Kid
I start crying and verbally assaultin'

Last night I asked you to marry me
That's when I remembered the brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
I'm screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much, I'm socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and then
Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

Last night police had to frisk me
In the cells thanks to Bell's fine whisky
(Whoops) I think I said too much
Like, "Do you like my bracelets? Oh wait, they're handcuffs"

So last night I said, "I want your babies"
Forget the ice, it's not nice to drink Baileys
I drink that much that I forget
Whatever embarrassing thing I say next
You said I got on one knee, and there's no way
Unless I'd been drinking, oh wait... Rosé
Sailor Jerry's Rum I think I drank a ship full
Please, please, someone provide me a Disprol

Last night I called you a loser
I think that was after flaming sambuca
I shouted at you, "Do me a favour!"
And that's when I fell off the pavement...

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much, I'm socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and then
Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

'Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do one last shot and know when to stop
No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
Stop waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
But I'm only young, so I'm not gonna pretend

I wish I could stop 'cause I'm not joking
I love drinking too much, I'm socially smoking
I don't really wanna learn to behave, amen
And I hey just missed another day again