Luke Cutforth - Pandamonium

Pandas!
Pandas!
Pandas!
Yo!
I was sitting in the tree eating bamboo.
Then I jumped down, had a lil’ panda poo.
Then me and my bitch were gonna have a screw.
But i had too much pain from my panda poo.
Everyone’s watching me in my cage at the zoo.
I aint gonna give my panda bitch another screw.
I’d rather do her when we’re sitting in the loo.
Then i’ll just go brag to my crew.

I’m black and white all over,
I’m nearly extinct, moreover,
I’m panda supernova
And that’s why all the hoes come over!

It’s.......
Panda-monium!

I’m not a pandaphile, just a panda player.
You know you want me,
I’m the bamboo slayer.
So com domn now to my panda lair.
When is just pandas
Koalas and gayer.
I was sitting in the tree while eating bamboo
With my pandemz beside me, stuck in the zoo
We’re E to the N to the DANGRED CREW
And if you take our bamboo then we’ll CUT YOU.

(with our claws!)

I’m black and white all over,
I’m nearly extinct, moreover,
I’m panda supernova
And that’s why all the hoes come over!

It’s.......
Panda-monium!

Sometimes I watch
Panda porn, and it...
Doesn’t turn me on watching on watching.
Pandas get it on or hump!
HUMP!!!!!

I’m black and white all over,
I’m nearly extinct, moreover,
I’m panda supernova
And that’s why all the hoes come over!

It’s.......
Panda-more-knee-um!!!!

PANDAS!