M2M - If you see a crocodile

VERSE 1
If you see a crocodile in your bath tub,
you shouldn't be afraid
cause it is so strange.
Just give it a cup of coffee and a good cigar.

VERSE 2
If there is a gorilla in your bike shed,
just take it easy,
it doesn't get cross,
If it gets a couple of bananas and a biking trip.

VERSE 3
If there is a lion on your writing desk,
you shan't run out and tell your mother.
If you pat its back
It won't do a thing.