Matthew Jordan - Socially Distanced Christmas

The holidays are finally here
But it's not quite the same this year
Cause no amount of Christmas cheer
Could cure these Covid blues
For 9 long months we've alone
Avoiding people, on our own
So if you're sad you're stuck at home
I've got a song for you…
CHORUS:
Oh, light the lights around the tree
And deck the halls with OCD
Cause no one's here, it's only me
This Socially Distanced Christmas
Go call your mom and dad on Zoom
Cause they don't want you in the room
And pray this shit is over soon
This socially distanced Christmas
Dear Super Spreader Santa,
No don't you come to town
Cause we don't want you leaving
All your germy toys around
If Rudolph guides you door to door
Infection rates are gonna soar
We'll quarantine forevermore
So leave our chimneys clean
And put your elves to work on a vaccine!
CHORUS:
Oh, light the lights around the tree
And deck the halls with OCD
Cause no one's here, it's only me
This Socially Distanced Christmas
And underneath the mistletoe
Is somewhere you don't wanna go
Cause getting kissed is one big “NO!”
This Socially Distanced Christmas
Made a list
Checked it twice
Purell and bleach
Would sure be nice
And if it's not too much to ask…
Get everyone an Ugly Christmas mask
CHORUS:
Oh, light the lights around the tree
And deck the halls with OCD
Cause no one's here, it's only me
This Socially Distanced Christmas
Let's hope we're having way more fun
This time in 2021
But until next December comes…
It's Socially Distanced Christmas