Minecraft - In search of the diamonds

Woke up this morning on the beach,
Started walking, It's my regular routine.
I was on the search for some diamonds...
Let me tell you just, what I've seen.
I saw a castle with the view,
Fields of bamboo,
Guy from kung-fu,
A giant screw,
A kangaroo,
Some chicken stew,
And a women, who lived in a shoe
I saw a white whale,
The Holy Grail,
Pirate ships without a sail,
Airmail,
Volcano fail,
Pyramids not to scale and,
Some things I should not go into detail...

You never know what you will find,
Shaping a world that's in your mind,
See for yourself and walk with me!
Oh, world of wonder,
A land of beauty,
Across the mountains and over the sea but I,
Still haven't found any diamonds.

I've been walking around for miles,
Still no diamonds to be found,
Maybe I should look underground?
I started digging a hole,
Drillin' through dirt then I fell through,
Landed in some water...
What have I gotten myself into?

Saw a lava lake, near the core,
Kratos from God of War,
Mushroom spore,
Liquor store,
Statue of Dumbledore,
Wooden shed, with a bed,
Spiders and the undead,
Arrow head,
Loaf of bread,
Giant spool of golden thread.
I saw a sparkle in the dark,
I put my axe right through that mark.
At last I found me some diamonds!

Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!