Old Man Pie - Ballad Of The Pig Ugly

It was a dark night in hell when he fell from the tree
Fell so hard to the ground beneath
Because brother and sister they'd fooled around
And made the Ugliest Mother in town

"Two broke teeth where his lips should go...
and his nose so crass!" - Oh how they laughed
Word of him soon spread around
The Ugliest Mother in town

Yeah the Ugliest Mother in town
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah...)

For twenty-five years he was locked in a home
Buried in shame - Made to feel alone
Then fed to the dogs by the hospital crocks
He was kicked all over the town

Word got about that this freak was out
And folks they said that he would pay
For sister made mother made father made brother made
The Ugliest Mother in town

Yeah the Ugliest Mother in town
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah...)

Beautiful people they gathered 'round
Their knives at the ready to lay him down
But that all changed when he showed them
He was loaded like an elephant gun

Beauty so fine now stood at his door
Folks weren't laughin' anymore
Cos' all the fillies in the county were gettin' it on
With the Ugliest Mother in town

Yeah the Ugliest Mother in town

All the fillies in the county were gettin' it on
With the Ugliest Mother in town
All the fillies in the county were gettin' it on
With the Ugliest Mother in town

Yeah the Ugliest Mother in town
Yeah the Ugliest Mother around!