Original London Cast of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Think Vulgar!

VULGARIAN SPY 1
You have a Vulgar mind,
You have a Vulgar heart,
You have Vulgar blood
You are Vulgar through and through,
So when in doubt:
Think Vulgar, and fall in line.
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Think Vulgar
VULGARIAN SPY 1
and you'll be fine
Just remember all Vulgarian sons and daughters
are expendable, unless they follow orders.
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Think Vulgar and show no fright
VULGARIAN SPY 1
Think Vulgar will all your might
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Day und Night
VULGARIAN SPY 1
Be obedient and behave
just like a vulgar slave
Or you'll wind up
In a Vulgar Grave
If you don't want thumb-screws
or the torture rack,
Just speak English
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Jolly good
VULGARIAN SPY 1
And tally-ho
If we should fail
There is no turning back
We'll both be mincemeat
And six feet below
VULGARIAN SPY 2
don't want to go below
VULGARIAN SPY 1
So act English, stiff upper lip
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Stiff upper lip
VULGARIAN SPY 1
So act English, Cheerio Pip-pip
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Cheerio Pip-pip
VULGARIAN SPY 1
If we should fail to get that car
as we've been ordered
VULGARIAN SPY 2
In Vulgaria we'll both be drawn and quartered
VULGARIAN SPY 1
Think Vulgar, be slick and sly,
You're a spy
Think Vulgar or else we die
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Else we die
BOTH
Be obedient and behave just like a Vulgar slave
VULGARIAN SPY 1
Or we'll wind up
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Wind up
VULGARIAN SPY 1
Wind up
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Wind up
VULGARIAN SPY 1
Where the guns are lined up
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Lined up
VULGARIAN SPY 1
Lined up
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Lined up
VULGARIAN SPY 1
To a post you're twined up
VULGARIAN SPY 2
Then what?
VULGARIAN SPY 1
You're shot
BOTH
In a Vulgar grave
A Vulgar grave