Pregnant Whale Pain - How To Ruin Her Makeup

Step one:
Inject a lethal dose of survival into your veins
Tell her a made-up story of a pregnant whale’s pain

Step two:
Make sure you’ve quietly killed everything she fell in love with in the first place
Make sure you’ve silently chopped down every tree in the forest she used to be lost in
And don’t forget about love
It’s peaceful and it’s so harmlessly soothing
But it can be quite rough and dirty if it thinks you are good looking
And trust me baby we are lookin’ good
So good

Step three:
Now you can just sit and let the tears do their job
Now you can just sit and let her tears run

Step four:
The power of words should pale in comparison to the weight of events you pretend never occured
So you can say the most horrible things with a gaze too blank to return

Skip step five.