RecD - Casanova

(Selever)
"Do Casanova!"
"Where's Casanova?"
"Missed Casanova!"
All these fans demand it, just take a gander!
(BF)
"Where's Casanova?"
"Please Casanova!"
"Write Casanova!"
Kinda feels like you're only here to pander!
(Selever)
Diehard obsession!
Wanted, no question!
Take the suggestion!
Are you gonna tell them that they can shove it?
(BF)
They're so invested!
Gues you're requested!
I won't be bested!
Alright, show me what makes you so beloved!
(Selever)
Well, for one, this song goes hardcore!
(BF)
Got a sweet progression for sure!
(Selever and BF)
Selever - Ruv-ish themin' gets 'em screamin
dancin all night long in 4/4!
BF - Harmonization that leaves 'em all wantin' more!
(BF)
You must play live shows a whole lot!
(Selever)
Not exactly, stuck in one spot!
(Selever and BF)
Selever - Trapped in the Nothing World for all time
ain't too hot!
BF - How'd you get a chapel if your world is nothing
don't get this plot!
(Selever)
So one day while I'm just waiting
I get an idea!
I'll open a portal or two!
(BF)
That must be the way you wound up pullin' us in here!
Can we go home once this track's through?
(Selever)
Sure I'll send ya home
but first you gotta check this out!
I can open portals to a trillion alternate dimensions!
(BF)
I'll admit, I've alway wondered what they're like
no doubt!
Would be neat to peek inside 'em for a bit
now that you mention!
(Selever)
Say no more! I'll open up a portal for us now!
Hell, if you want, jump on inside!
(BF)
Never even realized passin' thru 'em was allowed!
I'm tempted and half-terrified...
(Selever)
Oo, this one is really fun and super meta, too!
If ya miss a note in here
it spawns a bunch of killer bees!
(BF)
I'd stay far away from the Bee World if I were you...
Getting stuck there must be awful
close it up real quick, please!
(Selever)
Wow, you're pathetic!
Look at you cower!
Bet if I tossed you
in that portal you wouldn't last an hour!
(BF)
Just make the next one!
That one is bad news!
If I get swarmed there
ain't nobody else who could fill my big shoes!
(Selever)
Look at that! It's mom and dad!
This one here doesn't look too bad!
They're sittin' at some restaurant
with all the food they'd ever want!
Dad keeps chowin' down
while mom looks weak and frowns...
And hold on, wait a second
they're recording?
(BF)
They don't just have hunger pangs
I think everyone here mukbangs!
I mean, it ain't the worst career
but honestly it's freakin' weird
Just how many folks
obsess, rewatch and dote
over my old rappin' opponents gorging!
(Selever)
Gonna close that portal now or
I'll keep watchin' dad devour
all that stupid Russian soup
until it makes my eyelids droop...
Let's check out another
one without my mother
and without people that eat for money...
(BF)
Hey, there's Pico on the stage!
The audience looks real enraged!
They're throwing fruit and celery
and garbage wads and TNT...
Bet this pub must be a stand up club
but in this universe
Pico just isn't funny!
(Selever)
Man that one was boring, all these differences are slight!
Let's open a real wild one!
(BF)
Oh thank God, I didn't want to watch him flop all night...
Hope this next AU's way more fun...
(Selever)
Oh, hey, look the style's changed!
It looks like anime!
And this time it isn't still-artist inconsistency!
(BF)
Everyone's so pretty, man I think I wanna stay...
But, look down there
Senpai doesn't match the rest stylistically!
(Selever)
This one's kinda bland, too
once you're past the first surprise...
Movin' along, closin' it down...
(BF)
Don't think I could all with that glitter in my eyes...
Bumpin' into folks all around...
(Selever)
Alright, one more try and then I'll make your portal home!
Maybe there's another bee one out there
I could toss you into!
(BF)
All of these make me glad I'm in the world I've know...
Wrap it up I wanna go
and Girlfriend's got a game to win, too!
(Selever)
No way, it can't be...
Us with our family?
That can't be canon!
Close it down!
Forget it!
I hate this one most!
(BF)
Hey, why'd you close it?
My ears are open...
Thought you were hopin'
you could help your sis see her parents
ain't that close?