Seamus Moore - My Little Honda 50 (Uncensored)

Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the guards any day
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day

Well I bought her in the buy and sell in 1992
A travelling man in a caravan said, "This is the bike for you!"
He was looking for £100; Well I gave him eighty-two
Well, I took her for a spin on the Kinegad Road and by God she fucking flew!

Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the guards any day
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day

Well I drove her into Newbridge, I was looking for a couple of parts
Like alloy wheels, and nitros, and a new push button start
Then I headed down to Robertstown to drop in for a beer
Eighty-five over the bridge in fucking second gear!

Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the guards any day
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day

I was heading out from Robertstown going towards Timahoe
When I saw the guards behind me, Sargent Kelly, don't you know
I said, "Oh fuck! Just my luck", and I hit the old nitro
By the time they'd hit Brookets Cross I was in Timahoe!

Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the guards any day
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day