Serena - Here I Go (Despair of an Alto)

These songs always start out just fine
Not a high note to be heard
You think that you're gonna sound good
But trust me, this is just the verse..

You've got the power behind low notes most girls can't
Pull off so well, heavens know they try...

But don't get over-confident
You know how damn Disney songs wind up
They open low and finish high
Oh god, it's getting high

Oh wait, it's okay
The piano plays away
I can use my soft
Head voice for this part
I don't sound as bad as I thought
Let the song roll on...
My range never bothered me anyway

It's funny how I'm thinking
It surely ain't that hard
And though I used to be self-conscious
It's not the case anymore!

It's time to see what I can do
No limitations, let's hope this doesn't fall through
It's clearly not impossible
Screw it!

Here I go, an alto
Tryna sing these notes so high
But although I didn't know
Shit, why did I give this a try?
Fuck, I'm back in this crappy head voice!
Please can I stop now?

Oh no, it's come to the bridge, that can't be good news
It's getting about as high as I can go, dear god, whose
Idea was it to even let me attempt this?
I'm straining so damn hard, I'm fucked from here on out!

Fuck this shit, so done with it
These are notes I just can't hit
Before my throat goes dry
My voice will crack and then I'll cry
I can't do this Disney bullshit
Fuck you all, I quit!
My range never bothered me anyway...

(just kidding fuck you all)