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Uh
What up, freshmen!
All the freshmen in the house say yeah
Yes
I said all the freshmen in the house say yeah
Yep
Uh
Here we go!
High school is pretty crap
so we're gonna teach you
with the hecka cool rap
How to get through
your first year in the school
and how to be like us and be
super cool!
If you wanna be cool
you gotta get to school late
cool guys always show up to school late
The teacher might smack you and
player hate
but don't worry bro
you can hit her with a tate
-ertot
Tatertots are great weapons
and great food
Put'em in your pocket for lunchtime
dude
but they get your pocket all hecka greasy
cafeteria pizza
will make you queasy
Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man
Ditch class
punch bullies
throw 'em in a trashcan
if a teacher tries to fail you
don't get mad
just go home
and bitch about it to your dad
There isn't such thing as being bullied
That's just called
being a bitch
Step up to the bully
grab his balls
and give them a great big pinch
I once pinched a bully's balls so hard
they fell on the ground
he cried like a big dumb baby
as I kicked them all around
his doctors tried to sew his balls back on
but they just couldn't do it
cuz I broke into the operating room
grabbed his sack
and I threw it
Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man
Ditch class
punch bullies
throw 'em in a trashcan
if a teacher tries to fail you
don't get mad
just go home
and bitch about it to your dad
Doing good in class
and paying attention is for losers
I do good grammar
and all I do is stare
at teachers h(.)(.)ters
But I still get As in every class,
wanna know how?
cuz I
ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat
Let us show you now
You hide in a plant for a couple of hours
'til everyone's gone away
then you sneak to the computer
use cool hax
and change all your grades
Just watch out for the big janitor
that comes at night
try blinding him
with your big flashlight
then beat him to death
with a big chalk stick
and kick him repeatedly in his big long
Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man
Ditch class
punch bullies
throw 'em in a trashcan
if a teacher tries to fail you
don't get mad
just go home
and bitch about it to your dad
Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man
Ditch class
punch bullies
throw 'em in a trashcan
if a teacher tries to fail you
don't get mad
just go home
and bitch about it to your dad
High school is not a place for
f-f-f-f-fun
it's a place for making out with chicks
and scoring digits, son
never do homework and
always ditch
and that how you survive high school
bitch!
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