Solar/Białas - Selfiestick

You ask me what kind of bread I use
Well, I usually eat dark because it's healthier
You ask me what I wipe my butt with
I usually don't wipe because water is cheaper, ha ha

Come on, start Snapchat, sit down, tell me how to live
You talk so much that it makes Pacman shut his mouth
You talked for three hours and said nothing
To broaden your horizons, someone bought you a selfie stick
Take it away from her (selfie stick, selfie stick) /3x
Take it away, hey, take it away from her, hey (selfie stick)

Everything changed since she got the internet in the village
Since you collect likes, your friends are so pathetic
They're so weak that even their battery lasts all day
And you're so dark that you cast a white shadow
Shopkeeper, knew, toto, father, motor, and the boys
You're a celebrity from Warsaw until you open your mouth
Take that pig's trough so you don't wake up your dad
And just go on your way to Warsaw

You don't like those who follow, then unfollow
You're Jessica from Puerto Rico and Dagmara once a year
From where you're from, Charro Alvaro was a god to you
He was replaced by Steven from Sanok, who was real rock a year
And now you're already a star, a model, a famous blogger
Don't you feel you're losing it looking in the mirror?

You scream to ask if they want
Front camera tell us, who is the most beautiful on the net

You're haters if you don't write to her
You, damn it you, all you, let the rest leave
Out of three hundred comments, you'll pull out two unpleasant ones
You'll record ten Snaps about it and mock their author

What kind of distance do you need from yourself, girl, hello?
Like finding cash and being mad there's not enough of it
One more, this thesis will be sad but honest
To me, you're the center of a world
Where dirt gathers and wipes away

Come on, start Snapchat, sit down, tell me how to live
You're so talkative it shuts Pacman's mouth
You talked for three hours and said nothing
To broaden your horizons, someone bought you a selfie stick
Take it away from her (selfie stick, selfie stick) /3x
Take it away, hey, take it away from her (selfie stick)

Thanks for the food pics, we're in touch
But honestly baby, I don't give a damn what you crap
And admit without a struggle, when you get a taste of hype
Your dinner doesn't go down without a pinch of likes
Do you forgive a friend, how to deal with a boyfriend
How to look at prom, what to put under your arm
You dispel doubts like an F5 tornado
Because you know so many answers, you embarrass Bravo Girl

You're like Kasperowski, healing everyone through the screen
You're so special you need a specialist
At Instagram star meetings, no talking
A meeting means nothing without tagging
If you mess up drunk, everyone has it on their phones
And you can't bleach out those flashes once it hits the net, disaster
To cope with such an evening, huh?
You broadcast a day off the internet
Earn a few bucks for placement mannequin
Invest in yourself
Buy gossip on Pudelek
And we on Glam not?
And it's for free
The cereal stays
To sum up, chick, your profession
Being cool
You're the hyperbole of what lives in everyone here, unfortunately
The internet

Come on, start Snapchat, sit down, tell me how to live
You're so talkative it shuts Pacman's mouth
You talked for three hours and said nothing
To broaden your horizons, someone bought you a selfie stick
Take it away from her (selfie stick, selfie stick) /3x
Take it away, hey, take it away from her, hey (selfie stick)

- Hey, do vegans swallow?
- No, probably not, it's animal-derived
- Uhumm