Steel Panther - Pussywhipped

Hey you said
The boys were gonna hang tonight
The gang's all here
But you ain't anywhere in sight
Your excuses are getting pretty lame
The malady you suffer has a name

Pussywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
Pussywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants!
Pussywhipped

Your new bitch has got you on the shortest rope yea, yea, yea
Now your dick gets sucked about as much as the Pope
Holy Hell
Yeah, she's pretty, but no one is that fine
What you need to do is grow a spine

Pussywhipped
Your girl locked up your nuts
Pussywhipped
And now you can't bang the sluts
Pussywhipped
You're pussywhipped

I was in a situation like the one you got
Jumping through those hoops each day
Because the chick was hot
Well I was pussywhipped like you
But now my dick is wise
You need to tell your dick to open up its fucking eyes
Open up your eyes

We're all getting so tired of this game
The sickness you contracked has a name

Pussywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
Pussywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
Pussywhipped
You call it romance
It's pussywhipped
The whore's got you in a trance
You're pussywhipped