The Midnight Beast - Send Nudes

Send nudes
I've waited up all night
And that's not right

Take down my number, here it comes
07772333£$%^&1
Don't call me up, 'cause I'm not down to fuck
I just want to fill my inbox with various kinds of dirty smut

I'm not even joking, take this as a reminder
This song was purely written for pictures of your girlfriend's vagina
I do this all the time-r, and I get paid for it
Became a millionaire
Kleenex gave me sponsorship

"Maybe you should call it quits!!"
Fucking hypocrites
Flicking game of thrones clips
Hoping for a nipple slip
Queuing all your favourite bits
Jacking like a lunatic
Hands frozen
In permanant cramped penis grip

I'm so fucking good at it
All the rest are conterfeit
Closed my pornhub membership
'Cause I got of tons of pics
Of tons of nips on tons of tits
Right at my fingertips
One handed relationships

Send nudes
Just a titty pic will do
I've waited up all night
And that's not right
Send nudes
I can send one back to you
I don't need a photoshoot
Just one or two
Send nudes

A tipple for nipple
The girlies love my commital
They got me dreaming in pixels
I'm known to bust it in triples
Uno, dos, tres
Enviar desnudos
My phone is blowing up
Spanish gets me mad kudos

Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches
And lack of titty pics
Jacking over shoulders
On a webcam with just any bitch
Now I got too many bitch
Playing with their itty bits
If you don't believe me
Check my snapchat messages

I won't tell a lie
You'll probably find a couple dozen of your sister's behind
Your mother's behind
But yours I can't find
Did you change your number?
If masturbation makes you go blind
I'm Stevie Wonder
Nah I'm just playing
For nudie pics I'm praying
I'm putting every day in
My stamina's amazing
My neighbours are complaining
It takes some maintaining
My right arm is straining
But won't you just please

Send nudes
Just a titty pic will do
I've waited up all night
And that's not right
Send nudes
I can send one back to you
I don't need a photoshoot
Just one or two
Send nudes

For nudie pics I'm praying
I'm putting every day in
My stamina's amazing
Nudes
My neighbours are complaining
It takes some maintaining
My right arm is straining
But won't you just please
Send nudes

I'm begging you for nudes