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It's the 80's and we're feeling so fresh
We're yet to discover the Internet
So masturbation is at an all time low
You're looking for a place to blow your load
You meet a girl, and she likes your clothes
You like her too and away you go
You throw the bait, and she takes the hook
Whoah pause the scene and let's take a look
Do you, or don't you
Don't you, or do you
Do you, or don't you
Use your head, when you go to bed *wink*
C-O-O-N-D-O-M
M is for mother, who told me a story
Wear a Johnny Rubber or you'll be sorry
STI's won't make you fly
Girls hate guys with syphilis
Take little Graham he fell in love
Too busy dreaming didn't think enough
But over time jennys tummy grew
Now he's the talk of the town with a baby too
Do you, or don't you
Don't you, or do you
Do you, or don't you
Use your head, when you go to bed *wink*
I-M-P-L-A-N-T
Love sock
Love glove
Willie-Warmer
Robbers
Rubber johnny
Johnny bag
Jimmie hatz
Dobbers
But something to remember as a rule of thumb
One up the bum and there's no harm done
Love sock
Love glove
Willie-Warmer
Robbers
Rubber johnny
Johnny bag
Jimmie hatz
Dobbers
But something to remember as a rule of thumb
One up the bum and you won't be a mum
C-O-N-T-R-A-C-E-P-T-I-O-O-O-O-O-N
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