Tomasz Jachimek - Piosenka o jamniku

"The Dachshund Song"

Neither men or women say anything about it
It's a taboo subject in our village
Our parish priest, who preaches to us every Sunday,
Has a dachshund straight of Israel
La-la-lalala
Has a dachshund straight of Israel

Don't have any doubts, viewer
Because this dachshund is named Itzhak Mordecai
Parish priest, pure blooded catholic tries to get us closer to God,
But he's keeping a Jewish pet
La La Lalala
But he's keeping a Jewish pet

With hatred we're looking at the kennel,
Not only that bastard is Jewish, but he's also ginger
But in the case of that dog ancestry is not everything,
Because that dachshund is homosexual.
La La Lalala
Because that dachshund is homosexual

I will also say, though it's hard to believe it
That this dachshund likes to ride a bike
And here parish priest's dog's list of sins is getting longer
Parish priest's dogs's a faggot, a Jew, and even a cyclist
La La Lalala
Parish priest's dogs's a faggot, a Jew, and even a cyclist

In the village they allso say about the dachschund
That he likes to steal apples from the nearby orchard
This is who the good parish priest keeps under his roof
Faggot, Jew, cyclist, and in addition a thief
La la lalala
Faggot, Jew, cyclist, and in addition a thief

In the course of time what can be done to God's will
The dachshund has more and more visible receding hairline
Let the whole nation hear the truth about the parish priest's dog
Faggot, Jew, cyclist, thief, and even bald
La la lalala
Faggot, Jew, cyclist, thief, and even bald

Even though it's a taboo subject, I shall sing the rest
That the dachshund is from the region of Bucharest
And here the counting-out rhyme begins again
Faggot, Jew, cyclist, thief, bald Gypsy
La la lalala
Faggot, Jew, cyclist, thief, bald Gypsy

Against the bans, the stubborn dachshund keeps doing it:
He's sharing his food with local dogs
Faggot, Jew, cyclist, thief, bald Gypsy is not all,
Because his views and behaviour show that he's a communist
La la lalala
Because his views and behaviour show that he's a communist

What is more, the dachshund has a hunting instinct
Once he mauled to death a sheep grazing on the field
Faggot, Jew, cyclist, thief, bald Gypsy, heart hurts,
Because he's also a communist and a murderer
La la lalala
Because he's also a communist and a murderer

Dog's attitude has positive effects
Let the world see the real taboo subject
Our parish priest's great weaknesses are young boys and vodka
But in comparison to the dachshund, it can be forgiven
la la lalala
But in comparison to the dachshund, it can be forgiven