Turbonegro - Stroke The Shaft

Stroke it, smoke it, make it last, its not that hard
Scrub it, Rub it, sing along, its not that hard
Say it, pray it, turn on the mic and work it like a child
Don't talk to me about wasted youth like it's going out of style

This is the pipe you cannot smoke, this is the beast that you can stroke
but in a case of emergency - come on, and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits
grip the staff, at the mast, cast a grasp, the heads off limits

Scorch it, torch, make it blaze, man that was rad
Stroke it, don't choke it, just provoke it, man that was bad, bad as

This is a pipe you can not smoke, this is a beast that you may stroke
but in a case of emergency, break the glass - and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits
Grip the staff at the mast, cast a grasp, the heads off limits
Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits
Grip the staff at the mast, razz-ma-tazz, the heads off limits

Wooaahhh do you remember too fast for love
We fit together like hand in glove
We used to make shit levitate baby, we were soooo
Gotta get my shaft stroked