X-Raided - Blaxploitation

[Intro]
Yeah
Blaxploitation
Jackson 5, big ol' afro 'fore I shaved that
I got lined up, a fresh fade with a wave cap
Bald head like I'm auditioning to play Shaft
Don't get it twisted or I'll have to grow my braids back

[Chorus]
Your favorite rapper's favorite rapper, I'm his favorite pick
My life is a soundtrack to a Blaxploitation flick
A Foxy Brown thang with me, that's my favorite bitch
Above average, never see me with no basic bitch
No cream in my Coffy, come and get a taste of this
You could look but you can't see me, you need LASIK, trick
I'm Super Fly, when you see me, stop and take a flick
I wear a cape but make no mistake, I ain't saving shit

[Verse 1]
Never leave the house unless I tuck burners
In my Caddy bumping Isaac Hayes, feeling like Truck Turner
Eyes glazed, puffing on that gas now that I'm off parole
I was exercising extra discipline but I lost control
Shipping work from back East that I could sell in the The Gardens
A former partner fled to Jersey after telling the Sergeant
Members of the family tryna repel me from harming him
I called my brothers in New York, it was Hell Up In Harlem
"Excuse me, boo, may I beg your pardon"
A Black Sheba in my harem that she was in charge of
Asiatic dick, I gave her that black bamboo
Nutted in her face, all in her hair, that's Black Shampoo
Conditioning to do my bidding, Black Mama White Mama
I want 'em all white collar, black dollars, white dollars
Arms, legs, all over the bed like a tarantula
Pulling on her hair and biting on her neck like I'm Blacula

[Chorus]
Your favorite rapper's favorite rapper, I'm his favorite pick
My life is a soundtrack to a Blaxploitation flick
A Foxy Brown thang with me, that's my favorite bitch
Above average, never see me with no basic bitch
No cream in my Coffy, come and get a taste of this
You could look but you can't see me, you need LASIK, trick
I'm a Super Fly, when you see me, stop and take a flick
I wear a cape but make no mistake, I ain't saving shit

[Verse 2]
The boss sent me to Vegas to investigate his daughter
By the time I found her body in the room it was a Slaughter
Damn, how am I supposed to report that?
I said fuck it, kept it brutal, sent a report back
He was in the penitentiary, locked up in the slammer
Took a week for me to receive permission to go and drop the Hammer
A little bird sent the word the perp was hiding in Montana
He never saw me coming though he heard me cock the hammer
Told him I was there on behalf of Mr. Biggs
When I asked his name, he laughed and said "They Call Me Mister Tibbs"
Said he'd give me fifty grand if I moved on and let him live
Put the chrome against his dome, pulled the trigger and split his wig
One Down, Two To Go, made a call to Lady Cocoa
Said I needed a new AR, a black scorpion and a .4-4
A lot of risk in this decision, the discussion left dissension
But I busted in busting, sent them all to Death Dimension

[Chorus]
Your favorite rapper's favorite rapper, I'm his favorite pick
My life is a soundtrack to a Blaxploitation flick
A Foxy Brown thang with me, that's my favorite bitch
Above average, never see me with no basic bitch
No cream in my Coffy, come and get a taste of this
You could look but you can't see me, you need LASIK, trick
I'm a Super Fly, when you see me, stop and take a flick
I wear a cape but make no mistake, I ain't saving shit