Calico Jack - Where Hath th' Rum Gone?

A good breakfast is by far the best way
to start another pillage and plunder day
And there is perhaps best breakfast than liquor?
And there is maybe best liquor than rum?

So I head to the hold with a satisfied smile
Bringing my greetings to sobriety
But I'll be damned if some infamous rogue
did not steal all the cans

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone
Take out the loot right now
CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

CHOIR: I wanna drink now
I need to drink right now
CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone
Where hath th rum gone
Bring me the culprit

Where hath th rum gone
Where hath th rum gone
No mercy upon him

I'm looking for the loot throughout the ship
Interrogating every man aboard
But they all seem to be dry like me
We may have been cursed by the gods of the sea?

24 barrels of Puerto Rican
We can not have them lost in this way
What would a pirate without rum?
I will find all the cans

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone
Take out the loot right now
CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

CHOIR: I wanna drink now
I need to drink right now
CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone
Where hath th rum gone
Bring me the culprit

Where hath th rum gone
Where hath th rum gone
No mercy upon him

Eventually I discovered
that the captain wuz to blame
so I had to go workin' sober and quiet
for the first time in my goddamn life

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone
Take out the loot right now
CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

CHOIR: I wanna drink now
I need to drink right now
CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone
Where hath th rum gone
Bring me the culprit

Where hath th rum gone
Where hath th rum gone
No mercy upon him