Faren Rachels - Uber Driver

You hate picking me up when im drunk
I get a dirty look and you dont ask if i had fun
You never have an extra cord for me to charge my phone
And god for bid I need a Mc Rib on my way home
Why cant you be like my Uber driver
He aint got nothin to say about my all nighters
He dont mind if i ugly cry
Or if all my friends need a ride
Yea why cant you be like my Uber driver
Well I can get revengeicle, political, critical of how he drives
And he'll still wanna hear my life story one more time
Hes always right where he says hes gonna be
And hell if you could do that id let you start chargin me
Why cant you be like my Uber driver
He aint got nothin to say about my all nighters
He dont act like he wants to choke me
When I sing backseat karaoke
Yea why cant you be like my Uber driver
And when im running late
He says "thats fine, thats ok"
Why cant you be
Oh why cant you be
Yea why cant you be like my Uber driver