Kuki - Hał hał hał

[Intro]
-Daddy, buy me a puppy!
-Honey, I've been telling you ,we already have a doggy...
Look:
Oleksander, kharisu da ka mnye!
To ye prykaz!

[Chorus]
I’ve got a weird dog, it retrieves bottles
It knows cool tricks,
Lays down plaster and tiles
Kind of a trained pooch,
Sometimes it barks at Putin
Overtime and "zdarova"
Barks out these words

[Verse 1]
I didn’t find him on my lawn when it was little
Though it looked like all the sorrows of the World
It was standing quiet, with a hand-rolled cigarette, next to a store
Looking fucked up as if it was hit in head with a stool
I bought him a little bottle of vodka, and fed him
With a bun, a cutlet, a chicken thigh
He started jumping up and down so hard that his Polish Charter fell out of his backpack
Did he have an owner? I don’t know, don't care
I took him home and annexed him like the Crimea
He rattled all night, but when I woke up in the morning
The whole apartment was renovated
He's got talent, your dogs, you motherfuckers,
Can’t even sing the anthem of Ukraine
This fucking dog ,with a spirit level in his hand
is pouring concrete floors; so i tell him "thank you" for that

[Chorus]
I’ve got a weird dog, it retrieves bottles
It knows cool tricks,
Lays down plaster and tiles
Kind of trained pooch,
Sometimes it barks at Putin
Overtime and "zdarova"
Barks out these words

[Verse 2]
Dun mongrel, right with me
Enamel specialist, can't fool his nature
After work he still goes out to clean cars
He'd love to leave ,for the EU - but sadly he won't
'Cause he's a fucking idiot that drinks water from the toilet bowl
His easter is three weeks after it's due
Even his calendar is slow
"A mongrel stray" - we don’t call him that
We treat the dog like a family member
Speaking about family - he spometimes goes back to his hood
Like in "About the dog that traveled by train"
Then he gives treats to his children
No chocolates, only Chappy, Royal Canin
He'll take nettle to leave at his mother's grave
And here the dog is buried*

[Chorus]
I’ve got a weird dog, it retrieves bottles
It knows cool tricks,
Lays down plaster and tiles
Kind of a trained pooch,
Sometimes it barks at Putin
Overtime and "zdarova"
Barks out these words

*Polish idiom meaning "and that's the reason of the problem".