442oons - Ballon d'Or 2015 Rap Battle

Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Cristiano Arrogantaldo! Real and Poortugal!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Lionel Messigician! Bancelona and Handballgentina!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Notaxmar! Bancelona and Badzil!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
FIY, don't lie, or I'll call the FBI!

It's so clear, it's so easy to see! Uh-huh!
The best player in the world this year was me!
More goals... BULLSH*T! More goals laid on!
I got medals hanging everywhere, 5 trophies I've won!
I've won 5 trophies too! No one cares about you!
Get the f*** out of my face! Suarez should've got your place!
This year was MSN, not BBC! Hey guys, it's fine by me!
I'm having liver with some corrupt has-beens and a nice chianti!
This rap battle is lame, you Catalan d*cks!
Let's settle who wins with some penalty kicks!
How about a fight where I'm out-rapping you like Slim Shady?
'Cause I heard he got even beat by an Old Lady!
Let's do it like the movies! Congrats, you've won a Razzie!
You're actors too, I see! Great cast! Who's he?!
You're on the way out, in both senses, I see...
You're threatened by Bale, so you're sulking off to PSG!

Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
How is Rafact? The manager you had sacked!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
12 months ago, fact, you nearly had Enrique sacked!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Hey, ball-sack! Take your knife out of my back!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
The votes are nearly in! Who's going to win?
The winner of the 2015 Bellen d'Or award is... Michel Platini!
Oh, God damn you, Blatter!
Oh, he's such a douchebag!