442oons - Heyeayeayea Jose!

36 years of Zlatan's life, and still...
Zlatan's trying to go win that damned UCL...
Zlatan hopes Kyiv's his destination...
But Zlatan realised quickly - Sevilla were out-playing us...
We needed a win... but Jose parked the damn bus...
Oh man... Is this the end of Zlatan's dream?
Don't worry! We just need one goal!

Zlatan cries... Holy sh**! A goal from Ben Yedder!
We're going out! He scored with a header!
And I'm... Feeling! Feeling... a little peculiar...
Zlatan shakes Chris Smalling! Kicks him up the ass!
What the hell has happened to this pianist?! He's gash!
Zlatan screams from the top of his lungs... What's going on?

Zlatan says... Heeeeeeeey, Jose!
Heeeeeeeey!
Zlatan says hey! Jose! What's going on?
Uh, give me a moment...
Pogba is laaaaaaaame, Jose!
Game after game!
Zlatan says hey! Jose! What's going on?!
Uh, give me a moment...

It's a crime... Your tactics are a crime!
Defending all the time! Not right for this football institution!
Oh, listen to the football Einstein!
And Zlatan prayed... although Zlatan is God, he still prayed...
Zlatan prays every single day... for a revolution!
You called? I said "revolution", not "Rafalution"...

Zlatan says... Heeeeeeeey, Jose!
Heeeeeeeey!
Zlatan says hey! Jose! What's going on?
Uh, give me a moment...

36 years of Zlatan's life and still...
Zlatan's giving up on that damned UCL!
Zlatan knows LA Galaxy is his destination...