442oons - Manchester City 2019 Champions - The Song

Who won the league? City! City!
Who won the league? City! City!
Who won the league? City! City!
Who won the league?
City again!

First stop: North London and those VAR sh**-heads!
Step 1: Take the piss! Step 2: Take Danny Rose!

Hola, señor Poch!
Well, fancy seeing you here!
I look forward to the derby...
When you're boss of Man U next year!
Your title charge was lame, like the ankles of Harry Kane!
We could win the Champions League! No way!
Well, at least we're in the running!
Guys, put on your life jackets - he's going to start blubbing!

Who won the league? City! City!
Who won the league? City! City!
Who won the league? City! City!
Who won the league?
City again!

Next stop: Stamford Bridge! Home of Jorginho, who possesses the worst penalty run-up in football history!

Hola, señor Sarri!
Well, fancy seeing you here!
May I please speak to your boss? Roman?
No! Your player-boss goalkeeper!
We smoked you in the Carabao!
And 6-0 in the league, wow!
Your "fans" hate your guts! Sarri-ballocks! I'm not a fan!
Good luck next year without Hazard and a 2-year transfer ban!

Who won the league? City! City!
Kev, who won the league? City... INJURY!
David, who won the league? Vinny! Vinny!
Who won the league?
City again!

Next stop: Manchester! Home to the greatest football team the Premier League has ever seen! And also Man United!

Hola, Ole Gunnar!
You're "Gunnar" get the sack!
You even lost to Cardiff! And they are total cack!
"Ole's at the wheel, tell me how good does it feel?"
Well, on a scale of 1-10 I'd say you're maybe Caitlyn Jenner!
And after this Cardiff car-crash you're more Ayrton Senna!

Who won the league? City! City!
Sergio, who won the league? Technology! Technology!
Raheem, who won the league? Not LFC! Steady!
Who won the league?
City again!

Gentlemen, please put on your crash helmets - we are entering Liverpool! If the Liverpool fans don't get us, Theo Walcott's wayward shots will... Time to show Virgil van Dick what he could have won! Calling him a "dick" isn't very nice, but I don't think I "crossed the line"!

Hola, señor Klopp!
Well, fancy seeing you here!
And not in Madrid?
That's a fair point... like the one we beat you by this year!
You simply just weren't good enough, if I'm totally honest...
In case you've forgotten, I've written a short list...
You lost down at mine, thanks to a goal-line where super-sub Sane impressed, yeah!
You let go of Clyne around hammer-time, with Hendo right-back against Leicester!
And then, you wally, you couldn't beat Ole!
Even I managed that! F*** OFF!
Everton are w***, yet you fired blanks! Even with this short-armed tw**!
Top of the league at Christmas time! The title was there to be won!
You blew the league, next the Champions League, where you'll get beat by Tottenham! And VAR!

City! City!
Who won the league? City! City!
Who won the league? City! City!
One game left to play, one place left to go!
TO WEMBLEY! To win the treble!

Who won the treble? City! City!
Who won the treble? City! City!
"If you're happy and you know it"... Cringy! Cringy!
Who do we love? Abu Dhabi!
And what do we hate? FFP! FFP!
Oh yes! That's why we don't stick to the rules! LOL!