442oons - Pedro - The Song

I play for Barca and for Spain!
And Pedro is my name-o!
P-E-D-R-O! P-E-D-R-O! P-E-D-R-O!
Yes, Pedro is my name-o!
But the problem is, I never even play anymore! Even when this clown has mumps!

I never play for Barca now!
I'll make it clear, I want to go!
WANT T-O G-O! WANT T-O G-O! What? O-H, N-O!
Enrique is a M-O-F-O!
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- Ed, get your sexy ass to Spain and sign him now!
- Consider it done!
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I'm Ed Woodward, I get deals done!
Like Falcow, Angel and Marrowanne!
E-D C-E-O! E-D C-E-O! SE-XY C-E-O!
When players meet me, they can't say no!
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- No!
- What?
- Well, while you were stalling on paying up, I've had a few phone calls and they've made me change my mind!
- Who were they?! What did they say?!
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Hello, it's Jose! Sign for us!
I'll pay you well to board my bus!
I'm SPE-CIAL U-N-O! Pedro, Y-O-L-O! Louis' a B-O-Z-O!
MOO-MOO-MOO-MOO-MOO-MOO-MOO-MOO!
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- So, forget your fancy private plane! I've always preferred buses!
- Haha! Good one, Pedro! Good one!
- CE-Oh no...
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- We have dropped our interest in Pedro.
- Can you tell us why?

Well, it's a process... Ha, BS!
And we don't want this Pedro!
P-A-E-D-O! What? P-A-E-D-O! Wayne, stop! P-A-E-D-O!
We just don't want this Pedro!
Jesus Christ, who put him in charge of spelling? And scoring, for that matter?

I play for Chelsea and for Spain!
And Pedro is my name-o!
P-E-D-R-O! P-E-D-R-O! P-E-D-R-O!
Yes, Pedro is my name-o!