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Once upon a time, not so long ago...
Last year, to be precise.
Last year was the year of the Fox!
But I've bad news that you won't like...
Our star man is on his bike...
It's tough... oh, without him... so tough...
Kante?
No, I meant Konchesky - farewell Paul!
Pogba? I will sign him today!
Show me the money!
Who cares? You've got Zlatan - part God, part man!
No love...
You know why I don't want you, Schweiny?
You are "no Loew"...
Because you've got nothing left in the locker! Ha!
We've got to hold on to what we've already got!
20, 40, 50... I'm selling the lot!
We've signed Wanyama!
And please, no St. Totteringham's this year!
And Harry, take free-kicks, you'll be shot!
Woah! Here we go again!
Woah-oh! Livin' for the Prem!
Take my hand! Divhead's back again!
Woah-oh! Livin' for the Prem!
Terry is a complete cock...
You what?!
Cock-ney, let me finish!
2 more strikers signed, I'm not sure who'll lead the line...
It's tough...
Jesus Christ! He's tough!
Jurgen's got us running all day!
NO MORE!
Studge cries in the night, Jurgen whispers:
Babe, you'll be okay...
Thanks, boss! And God!
My first choice is Mane... than Origi... than Ings. BOOM!
We've got to get rid of what we've already got!
20, 40, 50... I'm buying the lot!
Holding?! Xhaka?! Asano?! Our chances are shot!
I want to be a winger!
DAMN YOU, WALCOTT!
Woah! Here we go again!
Woah-oh! Livin' for the Prem!
We'll finish top 10, now we've signed Townsend... OH NO!
Livin' for the Prem!
Divhead's back again!
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Welcome to our new home - The Olympic Stadium. This season let's compete in true Olympian spirit...
FREE PERFORMING ENHANCING DRUGS FOR EVERYONE! The Milky Banned substances are on me!
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- Good grief! I think it's time for a major face-lift!
- I don't think the stadium looks that bad...
- I was talking about Jon Flanagan!
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There's good news and bad news for the fans. Good news - our club is now owned by an investment group from China! Bad news? Our kits are now designed by an investment group from China...
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Ranieri inspired his team to win last year's title with pizza and pasta, so I've prepared my own regional motivational cuisine...
- CHICKEN PARMOS! Proper mint!
- And if the players don't like it... then I'll walk out and won't come back! For at least a week...
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- Nutrition is vital for success on the pitch, so this season we got two Cooks - Steve and Lewis!
- What? But too many cooks spoil the broth!
- Don't worry, if the broth gets spoiled, we've got Ronald McDonald!
- My name's not Ronald! It's Shaun!
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My first act as a manager is to seal up the escape tunnel!
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One, sell our top goalscorer from last season - check. Two, sell our second most prolific striker - check. Thank God! Now I won't have to watch him crawl across the pitch like a gay cat when he scores a goal! Three, sell the scorer of the winning goal in the Euro 2016 final - check. Four, replace all three strikers with a 31 year old Spaniard who scored 7 goals in 36 games last year. What could possibly go wrong?
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I got the manager's job as I said I'd work for free until I brought success to the club... Ah, let the paychecks start rolling in!
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Odemwingie's been sacrificed!
We'll be coming second, 'cause we've signed JESUS CHRIST!
Woah! Here we go again!
Woah-oh! Livin' for the Prem!
Fingers crossed I don't get sacked again!
Woah-oh! Livin' for the Prem!
Woah! Here we go again!
Woah-oh! Livin' for the Prem!
I've told my team "Stay away from my children!"
Woah-oh! Livin' for the Prem!
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