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“Dear Artist I”

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The fact itself that I don’t know what it is all about, is not an obstacle for me to express my raising admiration
for those who in defiance of logic and the world,
discovered talented men of letters in them.
That’s not all! They were so kind
That they started
To share the above-mentioned talent with a broader audience.
And I, paralyzed with beauty, seeing the extent of those works
Have no choice, but to pay homage so :
First:
you have to have a plan to keep the listeners
releasing seventh album about the same.
This requires conception just unusual to
release an album being the replay of the previous one
saying :
“I don’t care about those damn critics
when I want to here I make the postmodernism!
I have wine, piano and singing on the lips!
What’s important is that Baśka had a nice breast! Ay!”
If you already exteriorize such a talent,
then be sure that you have a full hall.
So what? All of that supposedly beautiful and good, yet one problem may appear, if the
audience desired something more
than that you have them shout “hiphop” for the tenth time,
then my artist keep silent! Take a low bow and contain your nerves and move on to the contingency plan.
Well…

To strengthen your bond with the listener,
bash over the amplifier with your microphone.
This makes an impression and you don’t have to think at it,
taking into consideration, how things are today with your creative thinking.

Somewhere between the first…anddd the second?...,
Fuck, listen this is at all once again…
Somewhere between the first and the fourth bar,
Fuck up the record player with previously hidden axe
The DJ will be glad to take down that fact,
especially that you go with a CD player to the concerts.
It’s important that you are engaged in the rap which you make
like porn film star in the dialogues.
By the way it’s gonna be super,
if you vary your performance, poking up your ass, to show where you the system have.
Don’t lose your self-assurance – fans like such characters and hit the loud-speaker amidst the cries of delights.
Don’t do anything in defiance of the good flowing out of you and apply a half-turn towards the other equipment.
With an acoustician the entertainment is gonna be better than the talk show
cut off his ears – if there is anything to be cut off at all
and in idyllic atmosphere disseminate your rap
for an absurd having warnings of losers”
“Dear Artist! Be so kind and take into consideration the possibility that one day you’re gonna encounter a grumpy audience, who will desire definitely …
To be treated be you seriously.”

…and for the time being…

To strengthen your bond with the listener,
bash over the amplifier with your microphone.
This makes an impression and you don’t have to think at it,
taking into consideration, how things are today with your creative thinking.
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