Alex Day - Pokemon What Happened To You

Instrumental

I remember when
There were only 150
Of you...
Well, technically 151
If you are counting Mew...
But I digress
I guess I spent
The best years
Of my little life...
Surfing Cinnabar Island
To get 126 Revives...(MISSINGNO.!)
And I miss the
Pokemon Center...
I miss its music too...
And the way that Snorlax
Looked like Lapras on water...

Pokemon, what happened to you?

In the old days
You only got one form
Of every kind
I could name
All the Gym Leaders
Didn't even have to try
But now, you've shown me
Team Galactic and
Dark and Steel and Eggs
Oh, I want my Red and Blue back
When Ditto wasn't used for sex! (o///o
And I miss the Cycling Road...
Don't you know?
I miss the music, too...!
And I can't believe
You used to be
In black and white!

Pokemon, what happened to you?

Now "Legendary"
Means nothing to me!
Because "One of a kind" creatures
Add up to OVER 30!
And I only want 3 choices
For my Eevee!
I don't want a rival...
If his name is not
Gary!!!
...And how the hell
Do you pronounce
"Suicune"?

soo-sine...
swee-sign...
sooi-soon...

I don't know...*~*;

Instrumental Break

I miss holding down
The B button
When I thought it
Made it easier!
I miss surfing
To the truck and
Using Strength
To try to move it!
I miss watching
My Charmander evolve
Into a Charmeleon!
I won't accept your
"LeafGreen"!
They'll always be
Red and Blue to me!

Instrumental Break

Yesterday I dreamt I was
Surrounded by Unown...
They spelled the words;

WE'RE SORRY
ON BEHALF OF
NINTENDO

We don't get Poffins, either
And Super Contests
Are so-so...
And the PokeDex
Was fine
It didn't need a radio!

And I miss the
Team Rocket hideout
...and I miss the music, too...

And why have shinies...
If they're so impossible
To find...?!

Pokemon, what happened to you?

Pokemon, what happened to you?

And I'll never again experience...
That joy of mine...
Because you are incompatible...
With my brand...new...

D...
S...
i...
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Will do Alex Day's "Sonic Doesn't Need a Storyline" and "I Hate Mario Kart Wii" this week!