Angel Duarte - Red Ring Of Death

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bunch of games and the new Xbox
We'll play 'til the break of dawn
Now, suddenly, something's wrong
Microsoft just stick to software
You're not cut out to make hardware
Now I sit and wonder why
I bought something that will just die

Microsoft's red ring of doom
Don't play it for more than a day it'll die
They keep telling the consumer
We're getting this game—oh great, another rumor!
Listen good, now, this law
If your 360 happens to fall
It will sound like a chainsaw
It'll kill the disc, once and for all!

Yeah, yeah, we've heard it before
Microsoft gives you more
Add more on, it'll still be phony
They just wish they were more like Sony
Come on listen to all our lies
We're just trying to avoid demise
Your friends will laugh when your console dies
So when it does, don't be surprised!

CNN and NBC
Especially MSNBC
Are Microsoft companies
So, of course, they always decree
360's 0WNZ PS3's
At least that's what they make the public believe.
Microsoft you're playing a dirty game
Don't you have any fuckin shame?!
Don't you have any fuckin shame?!

I have had a 360
And it got the RROD
No more Xbox—I turned Ps3
I had it for months, it still amazes me
Remote connection, free online play
Reliable system, what more can I say?
Sure you guys have Gears of War
And maybe...Halo, if it's cool anymore...

But we've got Lair and Heavenly Sword
Little big planet and MGS 4
Sure we now share DMC
But suck my dick, we're getting God of War 3!
Killzone, Resistance, and Motorstorm
R+C:TOD will own!
Warhawk, Uncharted, and NGS
The 360's just left with shit.