AVbyte - Hipster Santa

Every year, the same old thing
Choirs sing, and sleighbells ring
On goes the corporate machine

Everybody must conform
To the norm, they join the swarm
They storm the stores... It’s just obscene...

I celebrated christmas time before it was cool
Before the jesus thing took off, back when we all called it yule
Now people just expect to get whatever they want
How ‘bout a book about organic beers they brew in vermont

I never give out coal because it’s bad for the planet
So if you’re naughty you’ll get nickelback, oh man i can’t stand it!
I had a beard before the look became so iconic
But then all other hipsters grew one, now my beard is ironic

Every year, the same old thing
Choirs sing, and sleighbells ring
On goes the corporate machine

All the children ask for toys
All those naughty girls and boys
And parents spend all of their green

I want your hat
And one more cat
A lot of those
And all new clothes

An iphone 6
Does that exist?
And diamond rings
Expensive things

You people just don’t understand
What makes this christmas time so great
It’s not about the things we want
It’s what we have, we celebrate

Every year the same old thing
Choirs sing and sleighbells ring
Elf
Abusing christmas is a crime!
Santa
Be a hipster just like me!
Girls
Take us on a shopping spree

‘cause once again
It’s christmas time