Bart Baker - Fifth Harmony - Worth It Parody

This song's totally worthless.
It's so generic.
It's got stale lyrics
and derivative music.
"Talk Dirty" Have you heard it?
This sounds just like it.
Why the hell are we dancing
in front of the stock markets?

Ok
This song also sounds a whole lot like "Problem"
crossed with a Jewish wedding song.
Uh. I look like Chris Brown on crack
with these scary face tats
like I just got out of
prison prison prison prison.
These girl's choreography is
shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty
I can't watch it no more!

Right now you're probably asking why
my voice is low, then it goes really high
and why I'm kicking this guy.
Can you stop? Your heel went in my eye!

I'm the tallest in the band, but believe I can steal your man.
If you wonder if I can, go ahead, just ask this fine ass.

I am having trouble getting these glasses off my face.
I am the black girl in the group.
We've got one girl from every race.

Nu uh! You don't have an Asian!

Ooh, we must have spaced.
This white girl we have can't really sing, so she can be replaced.

This songs' about how we're worth it.
Worth having sex with, as if we're harlots, or hookers typing to get rich.
But in this vid we're acting like powerful women.
abusing these men. It doesn't make any sense.

I'm the cutest in the group.
I've got a smoking hot body too.
But our stylist has no clue.
He dressed me in this unsexy suit, Ew.

It's because in this vid you play Wall street executives.

Who came up with that concept?

I don't know, but it sure is stupid.

I am trying way too hard to be sexy to young dudes.
I wink and flip my hair around. I do every cliche move.
I want boys to say I'm hot in the comments for this vid.
I look like Nichole Scherzinger and Zayn Malik had a kid.
We're the girl One Direction. We're a collection of past contestants.
The X-Factor rejected.

But I got an erection first time I saw them
and so I signed them, and now they let me shag them.

Ok
This song also sounds a whole lot like "Probl-

Damn Kid Ink! You're second verse is exactly the same as your first!
What's the point? Get your lazy ass out of here! God! And start the video back up.

We are suing you!

Why?

Cause we've both been harassed!
You made me squeeze your junk!
And you stuck your golf club up my ass!

This is unacceptable behavior, it cannot pass!
And I demand justice for my clients and I want it fast!

You can sue them penniless.
But they're now worthless.
They lost all their cash in the stock market.

What?!

Sorry girls, you're now homeless.