Bret Michaels - The App Song (feat. Brian Nutter, Jimmy Buffett, Bobby Capps)

Now my girlfriend′s all about the cyber rage,
She just got tagged on her best friends page
By some woman she don't even know
Who said my girlfriend was dressed like a whore
Hold on, wait a minute baby, just forget it
Don′t let your self get caught up in it
I know a good way to ease your tension,
Unplug that thing and lets get reconnected

Lets walk on the beach then take a drive,
Down an old back road on a moon lit night
With someone thats real and thats a fact

Stop tweeting about this and texting about that
Your mood swings swing with your facebook status
Girl you know I always got your back.
No they don't make an app,
Baby they don't make an app for that

Now my best friend′s going through a dating phase,
Said he met a girl on his facebook page.
Her profile picture stopped him in his tracks,
Oops turned out she didn′t look much like that.
I looked at him and I kinda grinned,
Said hay buddy, do you remember when,
You could talk to a girl face to face,
Got their real numbers and knew their real names.

We'd take them bar b queing on the forth of july,
Shooting bottle rockets by the river side.
Watching them fire works on the rail road tracks,
Well your always tweeting about this and texting about that
Updating your facebook status,
About a best friend thats always had your back
No they don′t make an app, buddy they don't make an app for that.

I got nothing against this techno age,
In fact i got a smart phone,
Twitter and facebook page
But no matter what, i know they care, of places and times...

We walk on the beach then take a drive,
Down an old back road on a moon lit night
You know my love is real and thats a fact...
Stop texting about this and tweeting about that
Your mood swings swing with your facebook status.
Girl you know I always got your back.
No they don′t make an app...
We'd take them bar b queing on the forth of july,
Shooting bottle rockets by the river side.
Watching them fire works on the rail road tracks

Now your always tweeting about this and texting about that,
Always updating that facebook status,
About a best friend thats always had your back,
No they don′t make an app, no they don't make an app,
Trust me, they don't make an app for that,

Well at least not yet anyway