Capitol Steps - When I'm 84

When you get older, when you retire
Not too long from now
How much do you think of every check you see
Comes from social security?

If we can’t fix it, wouldn’t it bite to be old and poor?
Put a new hip in
You’ll have to start strippin’
When you’re 64

Maybe we boomers shouldn’t complain
Markets are complex
If we start investing we could get a shock
I just bought some US Air stock

I could be workin’ get a McJob, greet at Walmart Store
A crisis is lurking
You’ll have to keep working
‘Til you’re 84

I could get a job and model lingerie for senior gals, you can see I’m stacked
I’ve got double D’s
And when she wears a padded bra
It protects her knees

Don’t you be anxious, there’ll come a time
Not too long from now
Checks from Uncle Sam you simply will not need
Baby boomers follow my lead

Live for the moment, spend every dime, there’s no crisis when
A much bigger wealth scare
The cost of your healthcare
Will kill you before then!