Cjalis - Egzorcysta

(Time to die, mortal!
That was fucking awesome Szczepan, how did you do that voice?
Hehe, i don't know)

When the liquor disappears from the cabinet,
And the cigarettes vanish from the jacket
Dry "Krakowska" sausage, 23 PLN per kilo,
is gone from the fridge

(Why is he holding the diamond like that,
Krzysiek, have you ever held a hand torch?)

When in the middle of the night you are woken up by the sounds of a party in the garage,
Call 666 and so on, he will be there right away

The Exorcist, for less than 300
200 PLN, to be exact
[With the invoice, he charges more]
Watch out, Beelzeass, you will get your ass kicked;
Watch out, Asscifer, he's aiming at you

(Domino, you can jump, it's not high up
Hop!)

When everybody is talking that the town was invaded by zombies
When priest Natan, who scares even Satan,
Swigs all the mass wine in fear

(You can shove those cigarettes right up your fat ass)

When the phantom taxi drives by before the break of dawn,
Don't call the cops, God forbid, only one person can help you

(Check this out, I'm putting head into Hell and...
„All the time, everywhere, fuck the Hell Guard!")

The Exorcist, for less than 300
200 PLN, to be exact
[With the invoice, he charges more]
Watch out, Beelzeass, you will get your ass kicked;
Watch out, Asscifer, he's aiming at you

(Fine, but I’m uploading video
Fuck, you'd suck a dick for likes
Oh wait, I forgot
It doesn't count if you're drunk)

When you're bitten by a werewolf or robbed by some malevolent spirit
When in the whorehouse, instead of a woman, you're unlucky enough to meet a Succubus

(Fuck, Lieutenant!
And here we go, sin and profanity)

And if you happen to be having your house renovated, don't hire just anyone,
Call 666 as well, he'll renovate it for you, of course

The Exorcist, for less than 300
200 PLN, to be exact
[With the invoice, he charges more]
Watch out, Beelzeass, you will get your ass kicked;
Watch out, Asscifer, he's aiming at you

[Damn it, we're fucked]