Coach Phillips - VHS Dating

So what's the problem with VHS dating?
I want love real fast; I'm sick of waiting
'Cause I'm a real cool guy. I'm sentimental
I like real long walks and hair metal

I like Motely Crue
I like Billy Idol
I might like you
I might make you smile

So what's the problem with VHS dating?
I bought a VCR; I'm still waiting
I've got a real fast car, a stereo
I wanna drive real far. We'll play rock n' roll--

Like Duran Duran
Or maybe Billy Idol
Baby hold my hand
Baby make me smile

So what's the problem if the format's outdated?
Is love-via-screen so overrated?

I'll watch your favorite shows. I'll take you sailing
No place to go? We'll listen to Van Halen's
Brand new cassette
Or maybe Billy Idol's
Baby you can bet
That I'll make you smile