Dan Bull - Counter Strike Rap Battle

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant
Not just some dudes in a van, we're going through with a plan
Maximum impact's the thing that we're after
We're gonna bring back the Big Bang
Disaster

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type
We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
Because silence is vital when trying to surprise

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
You want to die or survive in the prime of your life?

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
Cause this moment your time to decide

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
Get ready to open fire and fight

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
But not 'til you spy the whites of their eyes

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
Nice
Got him right in the side with a sawed-off

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
Cripes
He well nigh blew my balls off
There's a sniper up high and we might be too late

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
I'll provide cover fire
You try to escape

[chorus]
Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
Boom! Headshot
Fock your mom
Aaaaagh, you dropped the bomb!

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
Mate what, come on

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
Make your move

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
Wait too long
Too late, you lose

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
Not so fast, man
Watch when I throw this

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
Holy crap! It's a flashbang!
Oh sh...!
I'll be laughing when you all die
Your number's up, M249

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
Agh!
He's got the aforementioned gun!
Take cover, aim another grenade

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
What the-?
I set us up the bomb
Several seconds and it's gone

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
We'd better bloody run
They're wrecking it, come on

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]
Fancy a cocktail?
I can make a molotov

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]
Agh!
This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off!

[chorus]
Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike