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Michael Jackson:
Oooh, Elvis Presley, as I live and breath
You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese
You dance like an epileptic, nothing but left feet
I've seen it, every recors you set, man I beat it
Here's a tip, don't swallow a bucket of drugs
So you won't die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love
I'm Bad, I'm a Smooth Criminal, better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up
Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede
Even in death I go platinum on Blu-ray
Spitting out hits since I was six years old
I'm the King of Pop, you're the king of Jelly Rolls
Elvis Presley:
Well, I died on the shitter, but I don't give a crap
You ain't got half the badass rap battles that I have
I got one for your monkey, and two for your clothes
Three for your family, and four for your nose
You better surrender, talkin' 'bout them ABC's
'Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees
This is the big time, Jacko, no, dress rehearsal
I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial
I can tell you're angry, but I can't comprehend it
I stole from black culture, why are you offended?
Your Daddy beat gold records out of you, like alchemy
Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony
Michael Jackson:
Ohhh, It's about time for a Thriller,
didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla
I'm going Off The Wall and I won't stop 'til I get enough
Whooping your big fat ass with my shiny glove
How you gonna talk about the birds and bees
When you met your own wife, when she was only 14?
Then you made one daughter, she came to me
I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee
You shoulda stayed in the army dude, Shamone
Even Tito looks better than you
I'm singing aaaahhhhhh, you're singing don't be cruel
There's only one crown baby, let the one King rule
Elvis Presley:
You're a creeper dude, you like to grab your own wanger
I only let you marry my daughter, 'cause I knew you'd never bang her
You think you're tough? Man, you look like Tootie
I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie
You lost your damn mind, that's why they cast you in The Wiz
You're like a sad white woman, who never got to be a kid
I'm out, before you try to hold me and free your willy
Later weirdo, Elvis is leaving the building
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