Fools - Psycho Chicken

I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town

A psycho chicken - what the fuck?!
Better run run run run run run run away
Oh oh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye

I don't know just what to do
He's got a grudge against Frank Purdue
He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything
I plucked him once! Why pluck him again?

A psycho chicken - what the fuck?!
Better run run run run run run run away
Oh oh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye

Colonel Sanders wants to cook his goose
But psycho chicken still on the loose

They caught him down in Ohio
They tied up his head and they put him in the oven
They put him in a box right next to a road
Put some plaster round his legs and someone took him home
Ate him for lunch and he tasted real fine (belch)
But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!

Psycho chicken - Qu'est-ce que c'est?!
Better run run run run run run run away
Ooh oh oh oh
A psycho chicken - what the fuck?!
Better run run run run run run run away
Oh oh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye