Hania Lee - Popstar

Yeah. Oooh… yeah.

So you wanna be famous

Put your name in a star.

So you wanna be a popstar

Do you have what you will need?

A set of big bazookers and an ass no one can see

No voice required

No brains nor style

If you are smart, stardom may take a while.

You’re a doll

A puppet with strings

If they say fly you better get yourself some wings

Literally.

Do you even know what literally means?

Of course you don’t, you’re a popstar to be.

A popstar to be.

So you wanna become famous

Put your face on TV?

Well first you have to pay a writer

Then learn how to groove

Hang on, don’t groove

Just stick your ass out and move

Hopefully to the beat

And then smile that perfect smile

Made by computers.

You are now a popstar

No effort involved

Fireworks! Stage performers!

And now behold your fans -

People just like you, sucked in by your boobs

Oh how cool, you’re a popstar!

You’re a popstar!