Hazbin Hotel - Happy Day In Hell

[CHARLIE]
I can do this! Somehow, I know it!
I'll get Heaven behind my plans!

[VAGGIE]
Charlie, hold on...

[CHARLIE]
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

[VAGGIE]
It's just a meeting.

[CHARLIE]
To change their minds
And touch their hearts
Or... whatever angels have!

[VAGGIE]
This could be bad...

[CHARLIE]
Cheer up, Vaggie!
This could be swell!
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!

[VAGGIE]
Okay, but just don't... sing to them.

[ANGEL DUST]
That bitch is halfway down the street!

[VAGGIE]
Is she—?

[ANGEL DUST]
Oh, she's dancin'!

[VAGGIE]
Ugh, no...

[CHARLIE]
There's a warm, fuzzy feeling
That wafts through the air
Every street so revealing
It's hard not to stare!
It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre
If you don't mind the smell...
It's a happy day in Hell!

Hi, mister!

[DEMON]
Go fuck yourself!

[DEMON #1]
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul

[CHARLIE]
Hello!

[IMP]
And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!

[CHARLIE]
Ah, excuse me!

[DEMON #2]
Doing what is required, we all have our role

[DEMON #3]
I'm not doin' well!

[DEMONS]
Another shitty day in Hell!

[CHARLIE]
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change!

[VAGGIE]
Those angels' minds are hard to change

[CHARLIE]
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange!

[VAGGIE]
They're bloodthirsty and deranged!

[CHARLIE]
I can hear all their stories
The lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in Hell!

From the porn studio
Where the cinephiles go
To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!
To the Cannibal Town
Where they don't wear a frown 'cause
Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?!

And I don't give a crow that
His brain's got in my eye!
Cause I know I can spare them
From Heaven's genocide!

I can do this, I just know it!

[DEMON #1]
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul

[CHARLIE]
I'll get Heaven behind my plans!
There's just no way I could blow it

[IMP]
I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole

[CHARLIE]
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
To change their minds

[TRENCHCOAT DEMON]
And touch my parts!

[CHARLIE]
Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna...
Fulfill my destiny!

[TRENCHCOAT DEMON]
Your loss, bitch!

[CHARLIE]
I can already tell!
Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!